(wrongmiles/twitter)Īnd some went meta, using the meme’s format to criticise the meme itself. Others turned the meme into a joke, like the person who referenced American musical Rent by writing: “No gay has all five: hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes.” Gay people allegedly don’t do well with keeping people on a group text. a dad who loves them.”Ī particularly savage post in this vein read: “no gay person has all five of these: 1. Perhaps the most obvious version of this was a tweet which listed “good relationship with father” four times before adding in: “clear skin.”Īnother person wrote: “no gay has all five.
Some have pointed out that many gay people aren’t on great terms with their parents-especially their dad. a consistent view of childrearing.” complicated family relations recurrent theme in “No gay has all five” meme iced coffee.”Ī different user said: “no gay has all five: doesn’t cause ppl to mute the group text. a healthy relationship with their parents. iced tweeter jokingly included just four options to demonstrate his lack of maths skills, writing: “No gay has all five: a beard. can math.” “No gay has all five: a beard.
One such entry read: “No gay has all five: good grades. Many of the posts play with internal stereotypes which have grown popular on Gay Twitter, such as the idea that queer people often struggle with driving, maths and caffeine addictions. The format has the potential to encourage judgmental attitudes in the wrong hands, but can also be insightful and funny. Thinking about suicide but you’re not sure if it’s the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice:ġ.“No gay has all five” takes its place in the pantheon of gay memes Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It’s a sure sign that they don’t love you and that they want you to kill yourself.
Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don’t kid yourself, the message is clear.Ģ. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better you’re right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes–but don’t count on it.ģ. Depressed? Don’t have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn’t normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.Ĥ. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment you know what you have to do.ĥ. Flunked out of college? Don’t know algebra? Here’s a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don’t know algebra = Time for _. Chances are you still don’t know the answer, so here’s a hint: it starts with an ‘s’ and ends in ‘uicide’.Ħ. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn’t a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you’re a viking you’ll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you’re probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.ħ. Telemarketers keep calling? It’s easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you’re lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope.
After all, you don’t want to die letting people think you weren’t frugal.Ĩ. Flu? You realize that there’s no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn’t involve painting the wall with your brains.ĩ. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?ġ0. College application get rejected? Take the hint. Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it. This has to be a joke, no one with a brain would allow such stupidity, 10 reasons. There is not even one reason in this s*** to kill myself. I am lonely, Depressed, Have no friends, got no job get betrayed, get lied too, my ex left me for another dude because of materialism. The world is F up, people are F up, Society puts you down, no one believes you, trust no one but yourself, everyone betrays you one day. I am still here after ups and downs, I got to tell you something, I too had suicidal thoughts. But not kneeling to suicide is what keep me standing.